Souther Blue Part Dos

So the second leg of my southern tour was Belinda's wonderful, fabulous, ooc 50th birthday party thrown by her amazing husband, Eduardo (he calls her AMOR- OMG can you get any cuter than that seriously?). they had this really cool cover band- Kozmic Mama.http://www.kozmicmama.com/. There is their link if you wanna check it out.

Some highlights:

• Ana Lisa Dropping Her Phone in a beer


• Ana lisa falling backwards over a garbage can


• Misty telling a mom her son was really hot


• The asian boy who looks like ashton kuchter dancing- how cute!


• Mamacita herself dancing like a 25 year old :)


• Tom drinking out of 3 cups- b/c 1 is just not enough


• The Alabama boy lap dancing Miss Belinda


• Kozmic mama attempting to sing Single Ladies-FAILURE alert. It didn't work out.


• Becky and the fab tongue shots throughout the evening


• The moth taking over the cake- that matched the invite


• Oh- and the cake again- Eduardo made the cake the same flavor as their wedding cake- I mean come on is this a Harlequin Love Novel or what?


• Tom & I getting to meet the ever so cute LuLu who peed on the floor in excitement to meet her Anglo Saxon aunt & uncle


• Trilling the name Geraldo with Becky to prove I had some lating flare.


• Me proceeding to tell the crowd Misty and Geraldo would make beautiful babies


• Having a professional limo driver drive us around and make sure we got home safe- Thanks Jared Melson. You rocked.

So then the night didn't end for me. Jill was tired so we dropped her off.... and we went out to paint the town red. Well not really. We went skanky and hit up Sammy T's Music Hall. Yes the hand stamp sad STMH and we needed a wrist band too. Tom looked like an alcoholic on the plane the next day b/c he never took his off. Wonderful. The best thing about Sammy T's is that they have a Friday night 3 for all. all drinks $3. Admission $3. How can you beat cheap alcohol?Being the inner baller that he is- Tom had to order petrone shots for the house. I know I want to marry this man :)

The one thing everyone should know about STMH is that Bret Michael's will be there soon. This place is super class all the way. My besty Misty and her crew- Tracie & Sara all tried to get a VIP table (this in Alabama does not include bottle service or any amenities- so it's just a chair and a waitress) but it was $1000 so they opted to just go to the event drunk and not have to fight for drinks. Oh how I love these women.

So after many petrone shots, falling on the floor in a dress, dancing on the stage. requesting music (why do I always request poker face and have my gaga monster come out in public)- we didn't want to end the night at 2 am. The lights came on- we scattered like cocka roaches- naturally- and then drove to Baily Cove to our new Mexican friend, Geraldo's house. Nice bachelor pad. Well- I ended the night when I fell asleep on the couch. Tom never wants the party to end- so he was mad. Naturally.

Woke up at 7 AM still drunk- hair pieces everywhere- a killer headache- and a few new phone #'s in my phone. That is a great night-New drunk friends- woo hoo!

back to philly- but forever missing my southern lifestyle.....